May 25-31 will be "Death to Sasuke" Week

This is because Sasuke keeps braking everyone's heart, and, since I can't post my Sasuke rants yet, I have typed one out. ^^

Everyone, please join me and others in celebrating Sasuke deaths.

Your submissions may be written, drawn, sketched, painted, anything! Even maccoroni art!


Merrick's (that's me) Sasuke Rant Part One:

Hi, this is Merrick
I’m going to do a rant about Sasuke, becuz, he’s a douche
He’s not just any douche, an uber douche
He’s so douchey, he makes other douches pale in comparison
He’s puts to shame other douches
Cuz, he’s a douche

He wasn’t always a douche
He used to be normal
He had a family, and happy, a momma’s boy, he wanted daddy’s attention
He had a big brother
A really hot big brother mind you
Really nice guy Itachi
Trying to save his village
Following the village’s orders to kill his own family
That’s loyalty
To the village
And to the family, I think
Cuz he didn’t kill Sasuke

Sasuke is a whiny, emo, maniacal, homicidal, little bitch
Yeah, I said that he’s a bitch
He’s a homicidal, whiny, little bitch
That’s why nobody likes Sasuke anymore
He’s hot, but he’s a bitch
I don’t wanna date a bitch
Okay, if I’m gonna--ya know

What’s with that thing that he wears?
It’s a fucking octopus
Oh my god, could he be more like Orochimaru?
Is he gonna-- is Sasuke gonna go touch Konohamaru?
I don’t know
Oh my god

Sasuke, what happened?
Everyone loved you, Sasuke
Everyone fangirled over you Sasuke
Everyone was SasuSaku until you fucked up
Why Sasuke? Why?
We loved you
We drew pictures of you
We put up fanart of you
We did fanstories of you
You know, but no, no

You had to go try to kill Gaara
And you had to go try to kill Naruto
Who just wanted to be your friend
You were one of his best friends
Okay, he loved you
Naruto still loves you
Sakura still--well, I think she loves you as a friend
I mean if you showed up outta the blue, I don’t think she’d ever trust you again like that
She wouldn’t give the same love as she gave before

But she, you know, she’d be your friend
Why? Why did you do that?
You broke everyone’s heart Sasuke
You broke my heart
Okay, that’s what makes you a douche

Okay, you had everything
Gaara was jealous of you
Gaara was jealous of you
Because you guys were the same
You were both lonely
You were both--not excluded just--
Alone
Utterly alone
But you were loved Sasuke
The village loved you
We loved you
The fans loved you
You had to go being a douche and run off to Orochimaru
And we all know where Orochimaru likes to stick it
Okay, we all know that, we’ve all accepted that
But no Sasuke, why?
Why did you have to do that?

Not only that
But you’re so fucking ugly in demon form
So ugly!
I mean, Gaara’s ador--
Gaara, Gaara. He’s a um… he’s a raccoon
Not a cute raccoon
But he’s a hell of a lot better looking as a giant sand raccoon than you are
With your fucking claw hand wings coming out of your back
And your fucking ugly octopus thing, rope belt
Oh my god
Why Sasuke, why?

I mean even Naruto’s frickin’ adorable
Like you could give him a hug
Yeah, you could give Naruto a hug in demon form
He’s got big, white, shiny fangs and big red eyes
But you still could give him a hug
Because he’s still blonde and genki and adorable
You could give the guy a hug
And Gaara, you could give him a hug, later
Because he’s sandy and adorable and shy and insecure
But no--you! You! Why Sasuke?

Why did you become a whiny, emoer, little bitch
Yeah, I said you’re a bitch
You’re a bitch
You’re a whiny, homicidal, maniacal, little bitch
And that’s why everyone hates you now.

I was a hardcore Sasuke fan
Okay, hardcore Sasuke, hardcore Naruto, hardcore Gaara
Now super hardcore Gaara
And super duper hardcore Naruto
Though I think I’m more hardcore about Gaara than Naruto

But Gaara, Gaara’s cool
Gaara, he did something with his life
He moved on Sasuke
He moved on
But no, you have to let someone else’s actions dictate the rest of your life
Okay, you could repopulate your whole clan a hundred times over
Every girl wanted to have your baby
They wanted to have tons of your babies
They wanna have so many of your babies, they die from having babies
I think fangirls would have even had your babies
And we all know that the babies would be sexy
Cuz, even though you’re a douche, and an asshole and a bitch
You’re a sexy emo, asshole, douche, bitch
But you’re still a horrible, awful, sick, twisted person
Sasuke is a nice guy
No, no he’s not
Sasuke is not a nice guy
He tried to kill Naruto
That’s not nice
Not at all

Well, Itachi is actually a nice guy
Cuz he’s trying to save, and change and help his village for the better
But no!
You had to kill Itachi
You bastard
Bastard!
I hate you
Itachi! Why Itachi?

I hate you Sasuke!
Why Sasuke? You killed Oro.
You killed Itachi
But I’m glad you actually finally do die yourself
But you failed repopulating your clan
Though you could have done it, a hundred times over
And everyone would have been happy
You would have been happy
Why couldn’t you move on?
You know what, it’s because your weak, and your stupid
If you were strong, you would have moved on with your life, repopulated your clan, found out exactly what happened to your family, instead of believing what you saw
There was more to it
You’re a fucking ninja, you should know that
It’s your fault
Um yeah.
You’re a douche
You’re an uber douche
You’re the douchiest douche that ever douched.
You fucking douche
Exactly. Now Sasuke, why?
Why are you wearing those horrible rip-off clothes from Orochimaru?
Orochimaru pulls it off, you don’t.
You don’t, you don’t at all.
I needed to tell you
Itachi probably tried to tell you
Naruto most likely tried to tell you
Sakura-- she couldn’t even speak!
That’s how horrified she was!

Go back to being black and emo
No wannabe kimono
No wannabe kimono pants
And a fucking ugly octopus rope thing
You didn’t have to
We loved you
We cared about you
We cared whether you lived or died
Or made it to the next part of the serious
But no, you had to brake everyone’s heart
You’re a whiny little bitch
And I hope someone cuts off all your hair before you die
That’s my rant on Sasuke,
I’d say more, but it’s no appropriate
I feel better now, don’t you feel better
I don’t feel better about Sasuke though
He’s still a douche



That's basically it, word for word. ^^

Join me, everyone, in killing Sasuke!



EDIT:

I just found out I have 3117 deviation views, and I'm no where near done on the 2000 thank-you pick.

I can't keep up! ^^

Thank you so much everyone!!!



New News!



has posted her first piece, which is pretty good, actually.

Now, before we all go off the heazy with legnth and grammar, let's all just read it, accept as is, and help her grow.

She's got talent, so, it must be cultivated and nurtured. ^^

So, read her first tidbit of her GaaSaku here: [link]